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[Truia]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


heheheh check where you are and post the results

[Grusk]

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

My home .. *Sniffles*

[Little Teapot]

umm... Limbo, level 1.

Virtuous Pagan...

which is probably very right...

[Marquis Drayfox]

Level 6 - The City if Dis

Ahh... the pleasures.....

[Uin]

Limbo, boring but true.

[Solo_Core]

Level 5 I get to spend my eternity with the wrathfull and gloomy.. great..
"Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."
Oh come on, i'm not that bad, am I?

[Falkhor]

well you're not spending eternity alone up there solo....

[Foozbane]

Thermodynamics Question:
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997.

If you don't know the answer, then please read the following response.

Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or
some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are
souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in
volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and the pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and
volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, the Option 2 cannot be true... Thus, hell is exothermic.

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

[Nefiorim]

Sheer brilliance

[Truia]

anyone see that episode of Angel where he steps in teh elevator and presses Hell and ends up in LA?

hell on earth heheh

then again he is told hell is what you make of it

[Truia]

how did I end up in the 7 th level

I had spent alot of time thinking about that, I am a Tyrant... simple no other reason as to why I would be there.......

All bow to your Tyrant

[Selenia_Genoell]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate


I'm a baaaaaad little munchkin

[Conrad Hollows]

Level 6 for me. Wheeee!

I also took the psychological disorder test and was diagnosed as being very high on Schizoid or Narcissistic.

How one ranks high on both I have no idea.
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Envision something suitably witty here.

[Griff Inn]

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

I'm so evil, my soul is doomed.
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Never underestimate the power of hot tea.

[Solo_Core]

hhmm, looks like level 5 and 6 are going to be the place to be.

[Foozbane]

Damn, I'm on level 7 ... I wonder if there's an elevator around here, I want to hang out with you guys on 5 and 6!



"Level 7 .... Lingerie."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Scorp57]

Level 8, fun all around, depending on how you answer the suicide questions I think it brings up a little "you should see a shrink" box at the end.

[Sarah]

Level 5 weeeeeeee

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High


haha. rawr
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Be alert! The world needs more lerts

[dreamin']

Third Level of Hell

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous High

Ya know, if you hold your breath because of the stench and have some warm clothes, it's quite cozy up here with little cerebus...